Challenge of the day

"ncasolowork2" (ncasolowork2)
09/13/2013 at 12:05 • Filed to: None

Watch this movie. Come back to this thread and tell me how much of it you watched. It is available on Netflix. It might also be available on Amazon Prime. I am unsure of the availability on Hulu.

We should also have a game. You get 1 point for every car fact they get wrong that you can find. You get 1 point every time you notice they changed the car between scenes. You get infinite points if you watch the whole movie without hitting pause to do something else. (you're disqualified for cheating if you leave it playing when you're not in the room)

DISCUSSION (27)

DasWauto > ncasolowork2
09/13/2013 at 12:08

I've watched it before (fairly sure my roommates and I were intoxicated). Never again. It was bad .

Klaus Schmoll > ncasolowork2
09/13/2013 at 12:11

I watched it on TV about a year ago while getting plastered. I don't it's physically possible to watch it in full without lubrication. (See Wautos comment.)

ncasolowork2 > DasWauto
09/13/2013 at 12:11

There are only two movies I actually turned off because they were so bad I would rather be bored than finish watching them. 200mph is one of those movies.

Klaus Schmoll > DasWauto
09/13/2013 at 12:11

Yeah, that's the trick. I watched it about a year ago while getting plastered. No other way to endure it.

TheJWT > ncasolowork2
09/13/2013 at 12:12

I watched about 10 minutes of it a few weeks ago, I probably could've gone for a few more minutes it I was feeling really brave

dinobot666 > ncasolowork2
09/13/2013 at 12:33

Sounds like a challenge and I'm willing to accept. You have to understand that I've worked my way through all the Mill Creek Entertainment DVDs. These are super terrible horror/slasher flicks where you get 30 movies for like $2.00 so I've got a high tolerance for terribleness.

ncasolowork2 > dinobot666
09/13/2013 at 12:45

It sounds like you stand a chance of winning the challenge.

anonsagainstanonymous > ncasolowork2
09/13/2013 at 13:03

One minute in. Am I supposed to know who these people are?

Five minutes in. Not too bad so far. Better acting than most Asylum flicks.

Seven minutes in. "Let me fix the timing. *click* There, I fixed it."

Ten minutes in. Okay, that was some weak racing hahaha.

Twelve minutes in. "You'll have to do some drif"ffffffffffuuu no you don't.

I'll can go on a little further.

dinobot666 > ncasolowork2
09/13/2013 at 13:04

There's an even worse DVD collection that I powered my way through called "BEYOND THE GRAVE" which was beyond terrible.

anonsagainstanonymous > anonsagainstanonymous
09/13/2013 at 13:06

Okay what just happened did he just spontaneously flip over? Hahahaha!
I see they spent about as much on CGI as they usually do at the Asylum.

Milky > ncasolowork2
09/13/2013 at 13:07

I don't even want to start it .... 200mph and a focus ..... wat?

anonsagainstanonymous > anonsagainstanonymous
09/13/2013 at 13:09

Why is he mad at that guy? Also wtf how does this clown have the police in his pockets. I'm pretty sure he'd have something better than a doped up old R34(?) if he did.

ncasolowork2 > anonsagainstanonymous
09/13/2013 at 13:09

Yeah that's right. I think the car was in a flat corner and rolled. If I remember right. It was OK up until that point. It went downhill off a cliff from there.

anonsagainstanonymous > anonsagainstanonymous
09/13/2013 at 13:13

Umm.. What's an MX7? GHAHAHAHAHaaaAAAAA her project sketch. *wipes tears*

anonsagainstanonymous > anonsagainstanonymous
09/13/2013 at 13:14

Kinja'd!!!

That's some sweet MX7 action.

anonsagainstanonymous > anonsagainstanonymous
09/13/2013 at 13:25

14 year olds on youtube does CGI bettePOLICE HELICOPTERS DON'T DO THAT, ASYLUM!

ncasolowork2 > anonsagainstanonymous
09/13/2013 at 13:27

You're about to go where no man has gone before. Into the next part of the movie. Well you're about past how far I made it.

anonsagainstanonymous > anonsagainstanonymous
09/13/2013 at 13:28

THE MX5 NOW!? Yeah, I'm pretty sure noone made a nos system for this vintage MX5 alright.

anonsagainstanonymous > anonsagainstanonymous
09/13/2013 at 13:33

Them RX7 nos systems, man. Fucking legendary, bro. Like the fucking unicorn, bro. There's a reason no one makes them. Except this one guy. Who's the worst actor I have ever seen outside of school plays.

anonsagainstanonymous > anonsagainstanonymous
09/13/2013 at 13:39

It's like someone wrote a bad Showgirls knockoff and someone else a bad F'n'F knockoff and then someone spliced them together and added badness. A ninja or two and Godfrey Ho would be proud.

anonsagainstanonymous > anonsagainstanonymous
09/13/2013 at 13:41

Okay, that R/MX5/7 just turned into a Nissan. wtf

ncasolowork2 > anonsagainstanonymous
09/13/2013 at 13:41

HOLY CRAP I am laughing so hard right now.

ncasolowork2 > anonsagainstanonymous
09/13/2013 at 13:43

Ready to abandon ship yet? Even Sharknado wasn't this bad.

anonsagainstanonymous > anonsagainstanonymous
09/13/2013 at 14:01

Whenever the asylum does drama, I can't help but think it's only because it's cheaper to shoot than action sequences.
Then again, when all your action shots are filmed in THE EXACT SAME CORNER every time, it can't add up to that much.

And at least get the perspective right when you put CGI cars in.

anonsagainstanonymous > anonsagainstanonymous
09/13/2013 at 14:13

I like how everyone's talking about "200mph car!" "160mph car!" and the Michelle Rodriquez-a-like keep telling them "You can't go that fast on the street anyway. Shut up about the top speed already."

anonsagainstanonymous > ncasolowork2
09/13/2013 at 14:26

Alright. The bad guy dented his car a bit and passed out, the crooked cop went "I lost the bet! I'mma gonna shoot this unconscious guy up for no reason, that'll solve everything"

Now the hero just accepted 100 000 drug moneys and they lived happily ever after I guess? I'm pretty sure the real cops would want a word with him soon.

Errr. This movie? I donno. It was bad, but better than Transmorphers. I'd say it's somewhere between 2fast 2furious and tokyofast tokyofurious as far as entertainment value goes.

ncasolowork2 > anonsagainstanonymous
09/13/2013 at 14:31

All of the Transformers movies were entertaining. I couldn't get far enough in this movie to call it entertaining.